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...to all those who FOLLOW me from now on :D
unless your new and don't have an ask button grrrr...
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I know
I know what it’s like to be ignored. That’s why I try to listen so I can earn your attention.
So Yahoo is buying Tumblr. Let’s hope they don’t fuck it up.
Oh noes! Where will I waste my life on now…… Ill probably live in a cave. My life hasn’t meaning
Augh what is this;
I’m sure i’m not the only person to get these feelings.
Go away tho, seriously go away. Why do I even need medication for this. Maybe it’s the medication driving me insane.
I hate this feeling aughaughaguh. Going to freak out now.
The problem is that i’m not lonely. I have people who love me, i think.
Maybe you need someone you don’t care if they love you. Maybe you need a conflicting relationship. Like God.
The Adventure Time cover I drew :o
Abraham Lincoln lost quotes.
im literally 2 away from my next hundred and u lil fuckers keep unfollowjnf me
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My eyebrows are green
well maybe blue. dyeing my eyebrows Is how I say fuck you society.
enough people used to look at me for being so gorgeous now they have an excuse ;D
It was a sunny summer afternoon, July 29, 1925. Harry Warnecke, a photographer for the New York News, got a phone tip that a cat trying to carry its kittens home was tying up traffic because a policeman had stopped the cars on a busy street (Centre Street) to allow it to cross. Warnecke arrived after the event was over, but he convinced the policeman and cat’s owner to allow him to recreate the scene. Despite the policeman’s initial reluctance, the cat’s inclination to cross the street diagonally instead of in front of the cars, and furious honking motorists, Warnecke finally got his shot — after three attempts. (x)
^ I love that officer.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
Ohhhh
Finally, a vegan knock off of the ever so famous Nutella! It’s rich in antioxidants, raw and organic, and it’s delish! Seriously pick this one up on your next grocery run, ladies :)
